Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am again. he he
Now I was speaking to a friend the other night and I said that I did not blush. This of course has brought to mind of all the different time I have.
There was one time when I was in my early twenties, when I had been talked into having an Amway presentation in my home. Well I had more...
Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am again. he he
Now I was speaking to a friend the other night and I said that I did not blush. This of course has brought to mind of all the different time I have.
There was one time when I was in my early twenties, when I had been talked into having an Amway presentation in my home. Well I had invited about 10 people but only 2 guys that I know turned up.
So there we were, the 2 males and I, sitting in my little lounge room listening to the male presenter talking about the products and company.
About 5 minutes in, to my horror!!!!! In trotted my little Chihuahua dog, looking proud as punch, teeth clamped tight, and dragging in my vibrator !!!!!!
Oh I couldn't believe my eyes, the damn thing looked bigger than dog was, how the hell she could she be carrying it???
Well time stood still, while I watched her moving closer into the lounge area, while i tried to think of a way to get it from her before anyone noticed.
Just as I stood up, the closet male looked down and saw what she was caring. OMG I thought, but I was already standing to go take it from her and hide it.
Did I get a chance ???
Nooooo, this male then takes the vibrator from the dog and starts waving it above his head like he has just won an prestige's award.
Well ground swallow me up please.!!!!!
Anyway I grab the thing from him and walk straight out the door, hearing the presenter say to me "Its OK, we will wait for you"
LOL Wait for me??? I never wanted to see any of them again. I sat laughing in my room to the point of tears. It seemed like ages and I was hoping that he will get the hint and continue his presentation or get out of there.
But no this was not to be my lucky day. He waited for me!!!!
Eventually I returned with the bravest face I could and suffered through the rest of the evening, so I could get them out as soon as I could. Try looking anyone in the eye after something like that happens???
Well there you have it. LOL So what lesson did I learn?
Well never to have an Amway presentation in my home again, and always make sure my dog is MUCH bigger than my vibrator. he he he
So anyone else game to share their most embarrassing moment????? less...
Well I don't have any doozies but when I was in high school I was hanging out at a friends' house with my 2 best friends at the time (one girl and one boy...I married the boy many years later and is now deceased) Anyway, I started to sit down on a cement slab behind the house when all of a sudden I farted. I didn't even know I had to...it just slipped out. And of course it happened when nobody was talking and we all heard it. You'd think a siren had gone off. Needless to say they were practicall more...
Well I don't have any doozies but when I was in high school I was hanging out at a friends' house with my 2 best friends at the time (one girl and one boy...I married the boy many years later and is now deceased) Anyway, I started to sit down on a cement slab behind the house when all of a sudden I farted. I didn't even know I had to...it just slipped out. And of course it happened when nobody was talking and we all heard it. You'd think a siren had gone off. Needless to say they were practically rolling on the ground laughing and I've never been so embarrassed since. I never did live that one down and it was always a joke between us (as well as the strategically placed fish....but that's a story for another time). less...
My daughter found mine once, when she was about 4 years old. I found it in between the cusions of the couch in the living room... I didn't ask and neither did she!
Lucky YOU found it and not a visitor or your Mum....oh the thought of what could have happened. LOL
Yes kids and dogs....keep them out of your bedroom. he he xx
Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am ag...
My daughter found mine once, when she was about 4 years old. I found it in between the cusions of the couch in the living room... I didn't ask and neither did she! more...
Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Hi all, just a little preamble before I start....I'm home sick at the moment, have been ordered to bed by the doctor. Now there is only so much time I can stand staying in bed alone, so here I am again. he he
Now I was speaking to a friend the other night and I said that I did not blush. This of course has brought to mind of all the different time I have.
There was one time when I was in my early twenties, when I had been talked into having an Amway presentation in my home. Well I had invited about 10 people but only 2 guys that I know turned up.
So there we were, the 2 males and I, sitting in my little lounge room listening to the male presenter talking about the products and company.
About 5 minutes in, to my horror!!!!! In trotted my little Chihuahua dog, looking proud as punch, teeth clamped tight, and dragging in my vibrator !!!!!!
Oh I couldn't believe my eyes, the damn thing looked bigger than dog was, how the hell she could she be carrying it???
Well time stood still, while I watched her moving closer into the lounge area, while i tried to think of a way to get it from her before anyone noticed.
Just as I stood up, the closet male looked down and saw what she was caring. OMG I thought, but I was already standing to go take it from her and hide it.
Did I get a chance ???
Nooooo, this male then takes the vibrator from the dog and starts waving it above his head like he has just won an prestige's award.
Well ground swallow me up please.!!!!!
Anyway I grab the thing from him and walk straight out the door, hearing the presenter say to me "Its OK, we will wait for you"
LOL Wait for me??? I never wanted to see any of them again. I sat laughing in my room to the point of tears. It seemed like ages and I was hoping that he will get the hint and continue his presentation or get out of there.
But no this was not to be my lucky day. He waited for me!!!!
Eventually I returned with the bravest face I could and suffered through the rest of the evening, so I could get them out as soon as I could. Try looking anyone in the eye after something like that happens???
Well there you have it. LOL So what lesson did I learn?
Well never to have an Amway presentation in my home again, and always make sure my dog is MUCH bigger than my vibrator. he he he
So anyone else game to share their most embarrassing moment?????
My daughter found mine once, when she was about 4 years old. I found it in between the cusions of the couch in the living room... I didn't ask and neither did she! less...
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Ok Chicken soup it is.Do you want veggies, noodles, Rice or all of them in it ? Mild or Spicey? Breast or thigh meat or both?
LOL Butter, I'm glad that I did not read this when I was ill, too many choices. he he
Well guess I love to be surprised, think it sort of spoils it when you have to tell someone how to surprise you.
But while you arranging this delicious sounding surprise, leave out the noodles, rice and dont forget the spice. he more...
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Ok Chicken soup it is.Do you want veggies, noodles, Rice or all of them in it ? Mild or Spicey? Breast or thigh meat or both?
LOL Butter, I'm glad that I did not read this when I was ill, too many choices. he he
Well guess I love to be surprised, think it sort of spoils it when you have to tell someone how to surprise you.
But while you arranging this delicious sounding surprise, leave out the noodles, rice and dont forget the spice. he he
Quoting: Originally posted by Katwoman1968 O.K.....I commented before but did not tell an embarassing moment.
Here's just a tiny one....my brother and sisters and I decided to go bowling. It was my turn up....I fell and split my pants open. Everyone saw and I had to leave the bowling alley.
There is no such thing as a tiny one, embarrassing is always embarrassing. LOL
Thank you for sharing. xxx
But I do know what you mean I too have had this happen to me.
Quoting: Originally posted by Katwoman1968 O.K.....I commented before but did not tell an embarassing moment.
Here's just a tiny one....my brother and sisters and I decided to go bowling. It was my turn up....I fell and split my pants open. Everyone saw and I had to leave the bowling alley.
There is no such thing as a tiny one, embarrassing is always embarrassing. LOL
Thank you for sharing. xxx
But I do know what you mean I too have had this happen to me.
In my late teen out with friends at an amusement park I was wearing brand new corduroy jeans.
While going to sit down on one of the rides, the jeans split.
Split all the way from the knees and right through the crutch. OMG
So here I was standing there with a gaping hole in the crutch to knee area , while the knee to calf part of the jeans stayed in tact.
It looked like I was wearing a very short skirt with legs attached. Lucky I remembered to wear underwear. lol
Anyway needles to say I wanted to go home right away. but had to suffer the hour and a half public transport ride home, before I could go in and hide.
Oh by the way, there was a fault in the jeans and the way they were sown.
Keeps them coming guys, who will be the next to share?. xxxx less...
O.K.....I commented before but did not tell an embarassing moment.
Here's just a tiny one....my brother and sisters and I decided to go bowling. It was my turn up....I fell and split my pants open. Everyone saw and I had to leave the bowling alley.
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Hey,ozredhead62 Today, I hope you are feeling better. Do you want Chicken soup , or Split Pea to help you get better?
If i was sick...err,ill,i think i would like the taste of some 'Pea'.
Keep them coming they are great!!!
I think its great that what once would have been dreaded moments can now seem so funny.
Now I want to ask you guys something?
I think that there should be no by-standers on this blog.
Meaning if you make a comment on here you also have to "cough up" an embarrassing moment as well.
Now it does not have to be a big one, but it would be nice for you share. xxxx
What do you all think?? Should we put a bit of pressure on them to share as more...
Keep them coming they are great!!!
I think its great that what once would have been dreaded moments can now seem so funny.
Now I want to ask you guys something?
I think that there should be no by-standers on this blog.
Meaning if you make a comment on here you also have to "cough up" an embarrassing moment as well.
Now it does not have to be a big one, but it would be nice for you share. xxxx
What do you all think?? Should we put a bit of pressure on them to share as well? he he less...
Quoting: Originally posted by butterbll Hey,ozredhead62 Today, I hope you are feeling better. Do you want Chicken soup , or Split Pea to help you get better?
Hi Butterbll,
Thanks, yes I am feeling so much better. xxx
But can I still have the soup, please?? Nothing better than being tucked up in bed and having home made chicken soup. :)
Have to say I must of been a bit feverish when I posted this blog, talk about telling secrets. lol
Quoting: Originally posted by sparkles2002 Get Well Soon!
Embarrassing Moments? loads!
2 that immediately spring to mind;
1. Got up really late one morning, brush shoved through the hair,legs shoved into jeans, legged it to the train...
number 2,is an image i'd like to see in front of me! he he more...
Quoting: Originally posted by sparkles2002 Get Well Soon!
Embarrassing Moments? loads!
2 that immediately spring to mind;
1. Got up really late one morning, brush shoved through the hair,legs shoved into jeans, legged it to the train, balanced coffee and make up, trying to put coffee in the mouth and make up on the face, just thought I'd got my act together as I'd reached my stop when this gorgeous hunk points out very loudly that my knickers are hanging out of the bottom of my jeans!
2. Me & the then hubby, came back off honeymoon a day earlier than what we had told everyone, just so we could have a day at home to ourselves, thought we'd try out the new shag pile rug and have a quickie, there I am, naked on all fours, breasts swinging away with every lovely thrust when in walks my new father in law! & for reasons I still do not know...carried on walking, right past us, into the kitchen & out the back door!
number 2,is an image i'd like to see in front of me! he he less...
Quoting: Originally posted by VegasAngel76 That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !
Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !
As far as embarrassing moments, w...
Ha Ha Ha! They are called 'FANNY FARTS' over here. And your word,over there,for FANNY, means a different body part,on a woman, over here too. Yours,over here, means BUM,and FANNY here is your 'BEAVER'...it's a fanny old world. And now,i think i NEED more...
Quoting: Originally posted by VegasAngel76 That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !
Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !
As far as embarrassing moments, well one thing that immediatley comes to mind is queefing. ( Not sure how to spell it correctly ) You know, when you're hind end is up to high and you get that air bubble in there and then Pfffffffflpt ! UGH ! I hate that. Than try to explain to the man it wasn't gas. Geeze.....!
Or when you're trying to be super sexy and you have the hair, make up and out fit right and you're rocking the hottest pair of heels, then something clumsey happens like you trip or you spill something on yourself or your fake fingernail pops off.....LOL ! I lived it baby !
Ha Ha Ha! They are called 'FANNY FARTS' over here. And your word,over there,for FANNY, means a different body part,on a woman, over here too. Yours,over here, means BUM,and FANNY here is your 'BEAVER'...it's a fanny old world. And now,i think i NEED a cold shower...xxx less...
My son was about 10 at the time when he, my mom, step-dad and myself where going into Walmart. My son has more nerves then I had when I was his age or now that I'm older. Anyway, I was walking in front of him and my mom and my step dad hadn't come into the store yet. I can't remember exactly what we were talking about, but he blurts out with "whatabout when my dad told me to get out of ya'll room?" I asked him what was he talking about and his reply was, "you know, when I walk more...
My son was about 10 at the time when he, my mom, step-dad and myself where going into Walmart. My son has more nerves then I had when I was his age or now that I'm older. Anyway, I was walking in front of him and my mom and my step dad hadn't come into the store yet. I can't remember exactly what we were talking about, but he blurts out with "whatabout when my dad told me to get out of ya'll room?" I asked him what was he talking about and his reply was, "you know, when I walked in on you and daddy and he told me to get out". The expression on my face was like "where the hell was I?" My mom was trying so hard not to laugh, but she couldn't help it. I was so damned embarresed untill I didn't know what too do. Hell all my life as a child I use to hear my mom and dad, but I never told them that I could hear them. less...
That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !
Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !
As far as embarrassing moments, well one thing that immediatley comes to mind is queefing. ( Not sure how to spell it correctly ) You know, when you're hind end is up to high and you get that air bubble in there and then Pfffffffflpt ! UGH ! I hate that. Than try to explain to the man it wasn't gas. Geeze.....!
That's why they now have vibrators that are cordless !
Or how bout' them ones that say they are " massage " wands, or mini massagers...Heh Heh Heh !
As far as embarrassing moments, well one thing that immediatley comes to mind is queefing. ( Not sure how to spell it correctly ) You know, when you're hind end is up to high and you get that air bubble in there and then Pfffffffflpt ! UGH ! I hate that. Than try to explain to the man it wasn't gas. Geeze.....!
Or when you're trying to be super sexy and you have the hair, make up and out fit right and you're rocking the hottest pair of heels, then something clumsey happens like you trip or you spill something on yourself or your fake fingernail pops off.....LOL ! I lived it baby ! less...
Ok, I'll share mine with you all too. About 7 years ago, I had been divorced for a few years and had a LD relationship with a man who lived in VA. He invited me to go to Philly with him for a few days and he bought my plane ticket. While we were discussing our plans for our few days we would be away, he asked me to bring my "bag of toys" with me so we could "play." Well, when I got to the airport, there was a big sign saying that we could upgrade to first class for $25.00, so more...
Ok, I'll share mine with you all too. About 7 years ago, I had been divorced for a few years and had a LD relationship with a man who lived in VA. He invited me to go to Philly with him for a few days and he bought my plane ticket. While we were discussing our plans for our few days we would be away, he asked me to bring my "bag of toys" with me so we could "play." Well, when I got to the airport, there was a big sign saying that we could upgrade to first class for $25.00, so I upgraded and was looking forward to my trip. I checked my bags and found my seat. Just before time to take off, the stewardess came up to me and asked if I was Ms. So and So, and I said, yes and she informed me that I needed to step off the plane, someone needed to speak to me. I had no clue why and I walked to the door, and to my horror, I saw a red-faced young man holding my checked in "bag" and a guard standing behind him. When I walked up the young man held my bag out and said, "ma'am, there appears to be something "vibrating" in your bag and we need to see what it is!" The guard began to snicker and the young baggage guy turned even MORE red. I took the bag, and unzipped it, stuck my hand in and found the "offending" object, shook the batteries out and held up a battery and said, "it's a battery operated device, I took the batteries out, do you REALLY need to see it?" He shook his head, the guard almost fell over laughing, I could hear the flight crew snickering behind me, and I'm sure I looked like a bright RED tomato!!! However, I stuck my hand BACK in the bag, and started removing ALL the batteries. The young man said, it's ok now, and I informed him that I didnt want anything ELSE to get turned on in there and that's when the guard almost fell over from laughing so hard. THANK GOODNESS this was BEFORE 9/11, I'm SURE I would have made the front page of EVERY newsstand if it happened today!! less...
When I was about 15 I went to a movie with a friend, and after we'd bought our tickets we headed for the concession stand. I intended to order popcorn and a Coke, but when I got to the counter what I actually said was, "May I have popcorn and a small c*ck, please?"
Which also begs the question ... why didn't I ask for a large ...?
