Quoting: Originally posted by mathlion44313

Computers are Like Men...
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong

Computers are Like Men...
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62

Quoting: Originally posted by individual I actually find it offensive. The continuos little joke that belittle both men and women. "Men have lots of data but are clueless, you could have a better model if you waited? the smallest mistake are stored for imeadiate retreval. you spend half your paycheck buying accesories for it." If you constantly think in these terms even to joke then you constantly BELIEVE those terms. Men are not clueless (women REFUSE to communicate their true feelings) or dogs (too many women REFUSE to tell the truth they find men other than the ones they are with attractive) or are looking for the better version (both sexes do this because of crap like the above) Women are not things to be bought or sold or have to pay to maintain relationships. If you are like that then you are the one who needs to be belittled, to stay away from. I know it all sounds angry but I am sick of the constant generalities that societies make up to force men and women apart. People here should some of the first to dismiss these things and treat and accept people for what they are.

Oh Individual, but this is what we are or a very small part of us. This is why it is funny, because there is a slight scattering of truth in it.

I dont constantly believe or even think this way, and am able to see the beauty of people for both their good point and their flaws.

If you can not laugh at yourself then you will cry. I want to be able to see my flaws and esoteric ways as part of who I am but also in a very humorous way.

I do have to ask you....do you not see yourself in this or some of your male friends? Or maybe some women you have dated? Not even slightly?

Now do you really believe that "crap like this" makes people do these thing, OR is it that people already do and act this way so it enable one to write "crap like this"? :)

Oh Individual, but this is what we are or a very small part of us. This is why it is funny, because there is a slight scattering of truth in it.

I dont constantly believe or even think this way, and am able to see the beauty of people for both their good point and their flaws.

If you can not laugh at yourself then you will cry. I want to be able to see my flaws and esoteric ways as part of who I am but also in a very humorous way.

I do have to ask you....do you not see yourself in this or some of your male friends? Or maybe some women you have dated? Not even slightly?

Now do you really believe that "crap like this" makes people do these thing, OR is it that people already do and act this way so it enable one to write "crap like this"? :)

Quoting: Originally posted by individual

I actually find it offensive. The continuos little joke that belittle both men and women.

"Men have lots of data but are clueless, you could have a better model if you waited?

the smallest mistake are stored for imeadiate retreval. you spend half your paycheck buying accesories for it."

If you constantly think in these terms even to joke then you constantly BELIEVE those terms. Men are not clueless (women REFUSE to communicate their true feelings) or dogs (too many women REFUSE to tell the truth they find men other than the ones they are with attractive) or are looking for the better version (both sexes do this because of crap like the above)

Women are not things to be bought or sold or have to pay to maintain relationships. If you are like that then you are the one who needs to be belittled, to stay away from.

I know it all sounds angry but I am sick of the constant generalities that societies make up to force men and women apart. People here should some of the first to dismiss these things and treat and accept people for what they are.

I actually find it offensive. The continuos little joke that belittle both men and women.

"Men have lots of data but are clueless, you could have a better model if you waited?

the smallest mistake are stored for imeadiate retreval. you spend half your paycheck buying accesories for it."

If you constantly think in these terms even to joke then you constantly BELIEVE those terms. Men are not clueless (women REFUSE to communicate their true feelings) or dogs (too many women REFUSE to tell the truth they find men other than the ones they are with attractive) or are looking for the better version (both sexes do this because of crap like the above)

Women are not things to be bought or sold or have to pay to maintain relationships. If you are like that then you are the one who needs to be belittled, to stay away from.

I know it all sounds angry but I am sick of the constant generalities that societies make up to force men and women apart. People here should some of the first to dismiss these things and treat and accept people for what they are.

Quoting: Originally posted by murasakichicago

that is soo funny.. and true!

that is soo funny.. and true!

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77

Good of you to compare to men and women. Good one.

Good of you to compare to men and women. Good one.

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62

Oh this is good, made me laugh. Thanks :)

Oh this is good, made me laugh. Thanks :)