Ray and Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up when a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We suppose to figure out the height of this here pole" Bubba said "but we ain't got no ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. She reached back into her purse, pulled out a tape measure, took a measurement and announced, "eighteen foot six inches", then walked away. Ray watched he go then started laughing and shaking his head, "ain't that just like a woman?" "Here we is needing the height and she gives us the length." It is rumored that Ray and Bubba now work for the government.
Ray and Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up when a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We suppose to figure out the height of this here pole" Bubba said "but we ain't got no ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. She reached back into her purse, pulled out a tape measure, took a measurement and announced, "eighteen foot six inches", then walked away. Ray watched he go then started laughing and shaking his head, "ain't that just like a woman?" "Here we is needing the height and she gives us the length." It is rumored that Ray and Bubba now work for the government.
